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WrestleMania 33: Winners, Losers And Plenty Of Surprises Await

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It’s time for WWE’s annual blockbuster, ‘WrestleMania’, although this year’s event seems a bit lackluster.

The build for this year’s WrestleMania, which started at January’s Royal Rumble, has left a lot to be desired and although WWE is promoting the event as “the ultimate thrill ride” it seems anything but.

Regardless, WrestleMania 33 will be special because all WrestleMania’s are and here is how the event will play out:

WWE Universal Championship: Goldberg vs. Brock Lesnar

It’s amazing to think that fans have to “hope” that a championship match, in the main event at WrestleMania, between two legends, lasts around 10 minutes. But, sadly, that is the harsh reality of the Universal Championship match between Brock Lesnar and Goldberg.

Goldberg’s run with WWE has been solid, but it needs to end and it’s likely he calls it a career after WrestleMania 33. With how well things have gone for Goldberg, it is possible WWE can lure him back for a few more matches in 2017, but it seems pointless.

Lesnar is poised to dominate this match, decimate Goldberg, take the title and send him into retirement.

I expect this match to play out for 12 minutes before Lesnar starts taking Goldberg apart. I also expect Goldberg to headline the 2018 WWE Hall of Fame.

Winner: Brock Lesnar

Seth Rollins vs. Triple H

The build to this match deserves some praise. Rollins/HHH was supposed to happen at WrestleMania 32, but we know what happened there. This match almost suffered the same fate when Rollins suffered yet another injury, yet it survived.

Despite some bad luck and unfortunate circumstance pressing a pause button on this bout’s momentum, this match still made it to the card and still has the interest of the WWE Universe.

This match is basically an ‘Extreme Rules’ contest, which means you should a sledgehammer, tables, chairs and you should also expect Samoa Joe to interfere on the behalf of Triple H.

I also expect Finn Balor to make his return to WWE, to fend off Samoa Joe and “even the odds” for Rollins.

Either way, Rollins wins and HHH continues to do what he has done more often than not over the past few Mania’s: put someone over.

Winner: Seth Rollins

The Undertaker vs. Roman Reigns

WWE has done it yet again. They have pushed Roman Reigns to the moon while shoving him down the throats of the WWE Universe.

Prepare to be angered.

Let’s face facts. The Undertaker is in his 50s, has been rumored to be needing hip surgery and has looked terrible in the ring, most obviously at this year’s Royal Rumble. Those are facts and that’s why WWE is putting Roman Reigns in this match.

Undertaker will pass the torch, or “the yard”, to Roman Reigns and walk off into retirement.

How WWE can do this effectively is accepting the fact that fans want to hate Roman Reigns and have him turn heel while beating the Undertaker.

In that scenario it’s effective because it sets up the WrestleMania 34 main event between a champion Brock Lesnar vs a heel Roman Reigns with both men being the only ones to claim that they beat the Undertaker at WrestleMania.

One beat “The Streak”, the other ended his career.

I wouldn’t be shocked to see Braun Strowman involve himself in this match, fresh off a battle royal victory.

Winner: Roman Reigns

Shane McMahon vs. Aj Styles

Make no mistake about it, this was WWE’s “Plan B” for Aj Styles and although it’s being bashed a bit, it’s still not a bad option.

WWE made a full-court press to make the dream match between Aj Styles and Shawn Michaels happen. But they failed and the creative team turned to this option.

I expect a lot of high risk, big spots from Shane McMahon in this match, and although HBK isn’t involved, I still can’t help but think the better “Plan B” would have been Daniel Bryan. That would have been one hell of a WrestleMania match.

Sure this match lacks a ton of storyline sensibility, but Shane O’Mac will have fans wondering what crazy thing he will jump off of this year.

Winner: Aj Styles

Fatal 4-Way: RAW Women’s Championship: Bayley vs. Charlotte Flair vs. Sasha Banks vs. Nia Jax

This match would have been better, in my opinion, as a Triple-Threat match.

This isn’t meant as any disrespect to Nia Jax, who has improved markedly in the ring and seems to be embracing her dominant heel persona, but her character shouldn’t be a “throw in” for any match. She should be a force to be reckoned with, with a legit chance to win.

Jax, unfortunately, has no chance of winning this (unless WWE eyes a big surprise) and this match has been booked around Bayley/Banks/Flair.

Jax would have been better served entering the Andre ‘The Giant’ Memorial Battle Royal, where her entrance alone would have made one heck of a “WrestleMania moment” and would have done far more for her than a throw-away appearance in a championship match would have.

I expect a Sasha Banks heel-turn on Bayley to win the title.

Winner: Sasha Banks

United States Championship: Chris Jericho vs. Kevin Owens

This match has been so wonderfully executed that I, and perhaps many of you, have forgotten that the United States Championship is on the line. That either says a lot about the work of Kevin Owens and Chris Jericho, who is putting in the best work of his career, or it indicates that the United States Championship is in need of a huge re-boot.

It’s both.

With Chris Jericho taking time off, extended time, it makes sense for Owens to pick up the win here and setup a Jericho return in the future where he can claim his revenge.

Winner: Kevin Owens

John Cena & Nikki Bella vs. The Miz & Maryse

What started off as a match that was universally rejected by the WWE universe has finally gained some level of acceptance.

But I can’t help but wonder if John Cena is a little bummed out considering he was lined up to square off against the Undertaker for the longest time. Now, his WrestleMania 33 match is this mixed-tag team match?

I expect Cena & Bella to win and I also expect Cena to propose to Bella at the conclusion, ala ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage and Miss Elizabeth, to create a “WrestleMania moment”.

Winner: John Cena & Nikki Bella

Intercontinental Championship: Dean Ambrose vs. Baron Corbin

Is it just me or has Dean Ambrose been an after-thought thus far in 2017?

Ambrose needs a solid feud to re-ignite his character and I’m not sure a face-Ambrose finds that feud. I much prefer Ambrose in a ruthless heel role instead of playing the fan-favorite, although he really doesn’t try hard to do so.

Baron Corbin needs the win to help further legitimize him and help bring a fresh, new face to the Intercontinental Championship that is much-needed.

Winner: Baron Corbin

WWE World Championship: Bray Wyatt vs. Randy Orton

This is a storyline that has played out over the past few months and although it may have seemed that it has dragged on for a bit too long and although it may have gone too far down the supernatural route, it is still a solidly executed build.

WWE would be smart to keep the strap on Wyatt who can gain far more by defeating Randy Orton, than Orton can by walking out of WrestleMania 33 as the WWE World Champion.

Perhaps we finally see ‘Sister Abigail’ appear? Maybe Luke Harper interferes?

With the way this story has played out, anything is possible.

Winner: Bray Wyatt

Triple-Threat Ladder Match: RAW Tag Team Championship: Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson vs. Big Cass & Enzo Amore vs. Sheamus & Cesaro

This match has the potential to be special and different than the ladder matches we are accustomed to seeing.

The superstars involved in this match aren’t high-flyers, aren’t aerial risk takers and it’s unlikely that (outside of Enzo) we will see any death-defying leaps or big spots. And that’s what could make this match special.

I feel that tag team ladder matches and multiple-superstar ladder matches have become nothing more than spot-fests, and while they are entertaining, the story-telling element has lacked.

This is where this match can help, by bringing a unique, brutal, bar-brawl physicality to the ladder match and not rely on a plethora of big spots to make the crowd pop.

Winners: Big Cass & Enzo Amore

SmackDown Women’s Championship: Alexa Bliss vs. Mickie James vs. Becky Lynch vs. Natalya vs. Naomi vs. Carmella

WWE has subtly teased that this match will be full of surprises and I expect there to be some special appearances and surprise entrants that will add a new level of interest into a match that has seemed kind of thrown together.

Alexa Bliss, Mickie James, Becky Lynch and Natalya will carry this match to respectability with solid in-ring work and excellent story-telling, they are all that good.

And while the more talented and legit competitors named above may be better suited for the title I think WWE will opt for the “feel good” story/moment of having Naomi win the title in her hometown.

Winner: Naomi

Cruiserweight Championshiop: Neville vs. Austin Aries

I think that this match being on the “Kickoff” show is a good thing and a bad thing.

A bad thing because it runs the risk of a lot of fans not seeing it. A good thing because it has the potential to steal the show, if given the right amount of time.

Austin Aries has been exactly what the WWE crusierweight division, and Neville’s heel character has needed. And while Neville has done solid work in his new heel persona, although it happened so “under-the-radar”, he needs a feud to help give his title run, his character and the cruiserweight division a boost it needs.

Aries and Neville could, if given enough time, have a potential Match of the Year and what a message it would send to the roster and creative if the kickoff show match ended up being the best on the whole card, at WrestleMania no-less.

Winner: Austin Aries

 

Andre ‘The Giant’ Memorial Battle Royal

Remember a few years back when this battle royal debuted? It seemed to have a lot of promise but each year it seems to lose more and more purpose.

With Big Show set to retire after WrestleMania 33, I expect him to have a very strong showing in this match and I predict he will be one of the last 2 competitors standing.

WWE could use this match to help Apollo Crews, who desperately needs it. Crews doesn’t need to win, but a very strong showing and a number of eliminations could help Crews generate a little buzz and momentum to carry on for the rest of 2017.

In the end, I see Braun Strowman and Big Show as the last two men, with Strowman eliminating Big Show and thus, ending his career. This would not only be a big win for Strowman, but also be a passing of the torch from Big Show to Strowman.

Winner: Braun Strowman

 

 

Anthony DiMoro is the creator of Sports Rants and the CEO of Elite Rank Media and DiMoro Enterprises LLC. He is a former Contributor for Forbes and the Huffington Post where he covered sports, social media, and SEO. Anthony hosts the Anthony DiMoro Show podcast, and formerly hosted the 'Forbes SportsMoney Podcast'.

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WWE Hall of Famer Tammy ‘Sunny’ Sytch Jailed for Parole Violations

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WWE Hall of Famer Tammy Sytch, known as “Sunny” during her career in professional wrestling, is again in trouble with the law.

According to The Express-Times, Tamara Lynn Sytch, 46, was being held on Tuesday in the Carbon County prison for violating parole terms related to guilty pleas from three drunken driving cases stemming 2016.

According to the report, Sytch was being held as of Tuesday in the Carbon County prison for alleged parole violations related to guilty pleas in 2016 in three drunken driving cases, court records show.

Additionally, court records show that a Carbon County judge on Feb. 15 issued a bench warrant for Sytch’s arrest, at the request of the Carbon County Adult Probation/Parole Department. Sytch allegedly missed a scheduled drug test  for February 11th, failed to report as directed to her parole officer, and failed to maintain a stable residence or report her whereabouts, according to the department.

Sytch was being held as of Tuesday in the Carbon County prison for alleged parole violations related to guilty pleas in 2016 in three drunken driving cases, court records show.

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WWE Superstar Jimmy Uso Arrested, Involved in Alleged Altercation with Police

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WWE superstar and one half of tag team ‘The Usos’, Jimmy Uso, was recently in Detroit, Michigan for disorderly conduct and obstruction, according to TMZ.

Uso, 33, and his wife, fellow WWE Superstar Naomi, who was driving, were pulled over near downtown Detroit for driving in the wrong direction on a one-way street.

According to our police sources, cops say their 2018 Dodge Journey reeked of booze and officers ordered Naomi out of the car.

Jimmy, despite commands to do otherwise, then exited the car took off his shirt and jacket and squared up like he wanted to fight, with one officer saying that he took out his taser “cause he was scared for his safety”.

Jimmy eventually calmed down and complied, was taken to jail and released once he posted bond.

 

 

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Vince McMahon Sells $22 Million Worth of WWE Stock

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WWE Chairman and CEO Vince McMahon continues to sell off shares of WWE as he prepares for the re-launch of his football league, the XFL, in 2020.

According to recent SEC filings, McMahon recently sold 300,000 shares of WWE, valued at $74 a share, for an estimated $22 million, leaving McMahon with a hefty 3 million shares, for an estimated total well of $2 billion.

McMahon is clearly creating more financial cushion for his venture Alpha Entertainment, which owns the XFL, who recently announced the initial cities that will house XFL franchises that include Washington, Los Angeles, Dallas, Houston, Seattle, New York, St. Louis, and Tampa Bay.

As WWE has always innovative with their content distribution, highlighted by the success of the WWE Network platform, it will be interesting to see how the XFL will be setup.

With the popularity of Twitch streams and the less popular Mixer streams introducing more forms of entertainment to the potential of online streaming, it will be interesting to see how the XFL will choose to broadcast, and on how many platforms once it launches.

XFL will have it’s fair share of competition, but McMahon seems to be financially arming the league for a more successful run than it had back in the early 2000s.

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